Use these Adult statuses on facebook
…is undressing your profile picture with his/her
…is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
…is naked under these clothes.
…is the hottest thing next to the sun.
…is the reason that Santa has a naughty list.
…is no gynecologist but I’ll have a look.
Keeps getting dirty voicemails from unknown numbers. If it's you..
…is on your mind right now. See? Told you!
…is doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’t well.
…is not suitable for minors.
…is bringing sexy back.
Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress
yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're
…is too sexy for this status.
…is in bed, ready to celebrate the year of the tiger. Rawrrrr…
…is a flirt, but your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn’t care.
…melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
…is hiding his weapon of mass destruction from the government.
Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I
google all over your facebook
…is your daddy.
…is just two short of a threesome.
…is giving love a bad name.
…is thinking about sex every 7 nanoseconds.
…is trying to get the taste of last night’s date out of his/her
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