Bedtime statuses for facebook

remembers turning off the lights off and then jumping into bed, so that nobody under the bed can get you.

is in need of a good nights sleep...

body says SLEEP, my head says SLEEP, my eyes say SLEEP. so why cant i SLEEP?!

...is set to enter sleep mode momentarily - please close all running applications...Good Night my Face book Friends...see you in the morning

I'm so tired...my tired's...tired!

Time to rest my brain. Plotting revenge will resume tomorrow upon waking. Night all!

Is getting ready to go cuddle with their husband goodnight my fellow face bookers!

Last one on Facebook, don't forget to lock up, goodnight

noticed the word bed looks like a bed... and that bed looks so comfy I'm going to sleep... goodnight peoples!

is ready to lay down and dream about something wonderful, and forget about all the problems in life.

is tired of being tired because being tired is tiring

Always go to bed looking your best. You never kno who you'll meet in your dreams

believes that I will invent an alarm clock which will tell me when to go to bed ... and after hitting snooze twice, it will just taser me into submission.

Off to la la land, where everything is perfect and dreams really do come true Zzz

is off to Bed to Read a Book, hopes to fall asleep soon.

Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!

loves going to bed smiling at the end of a good day.

how come i practically fall asleep at the computer, but when i go to lay down, i cant sleep???

pillow - $30, set of sheets - $50, mattress - $700, getting to have the whole bed to myself - priceless!

Fish have been fed, crops have been harvested, wars have been won, dice have been rolled so off to bed I go. See all you other addicts tomorrow. Good Night!

it's raining, it's pouring, I should be in bed snoring... I'm going to bed... won't bump my head... so I can get up in the morning!

is on the way to Comaland. That's about 24 minutes north of Shutupimsleepingville, which is right outside of Setthealarm Village.

Is going to bed! Hopefully the Cleaning Fairies will come and clean my house tonight! Wishful Dreaming i guess!

Off to see my best friends: Pillow and Blanket. We spend a lot of time together and they always make me feel better.

Now I lay me down to sleep. Y'all shut up now, not a peep. My eyes are red, my butt's a draggin, Insomnia, please!! Quit your naggin'! Nite-Nite!!

is trying to decide which status to post before bed. Found one. Night all!

thinks.. doors locked, kids in bed, all messages answered and house is clean. Time to fall into bed for some well-deserved sleep! Night all

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