Use These Bitchy statuses on Facebook
You better put a condom on - if you're gonna
act like a dick you need to dress like one.
Just because I don't want to fuck you anymore doesn't make me a
lesbian. It just makes you an asshole.
If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me
...if you're not bleeding, vomiting, or on fire, chill out and stop
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and
tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am not a player.. I'm the game
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me
hm i found penny! oh wait. nah i don't need another two faced and
worthless thing in my life.
I smile because I have no idea what is going on
thinks its funny how some people have to comment on everything in my
life 'cause they don't like their own!
I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone
wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild,
they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people
weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I
wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time.
Maybe if people had lives of their own, They would stay the hell out
The sexiest parts of my body? My brain, my spine, and my guts.
I cannot take any more; I'm so glad that I'll never fit in; That
will never be me; Outcasts and girls with ambition; That's what I
Aw yea i forgot, you act different when they're here
says: If someone accuses you of doing something you didn't, f**k
them up and go n do it!
Sometimes you have to learn how to open your mouth for more than
just giving head.
says you make it difficult to maintain my "never murdered anyone"
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Today's bitchiness is brought to you by PMS!
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
say something behind my back u run we get in a fight bitch !! say it
to my face we get the fight over with!! so u pick :) have a bitchy
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you
I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy
I never said I was 100% Angel or 100% Devil. I am a combination of
both. But, I AM ONE ROYAL BITCH!
If you are going to make me a piece in your game, don't be surprised
if I decide to play.
We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies
I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have
Newsflash to the girls with profile pics in bras.This is Facebook
not boob book.
Trying to jock my shit, I don't think so. No matter what, you're
still a silly hoe.
OH bitch,do everyone a favour and shove your ego up your ass!
If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve
immortality thru not dying"
Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford
Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests
Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in
fourteen days I lost two weeks
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
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