Cute Facebook Statuses

The course of true love never did run smooth.

They say to dream big but did they say for how long?

I don't care what you say about me. It's what you're not saying that I care about.

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.

Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying.

Don't blame the lame.

How do you put a status on here?

I like pie

A pessimist is very optimistic that they won't be able to find their glass.

Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. . . . It mean that you’ve decided to look beyond imperfections! — UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Behind my smile iz everything u will never understand.

Me & the gummy bearz have a plot 2 rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

Came bt 4 friendship, & took away love.

You miss 100 percent of da shotz u never take.

U can do anything, but not everything.

Love hurtz, love scarz, love woundz, and marz.

U've got 2 b before u can do & do before u can have.

You can have everything in life u want, if u will just help enough other people get wat they want.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We do not remember days; we remember moments.

Is pretending to work.......add friend request.

Is cleaning up the coffee in between the keystrokes.

Is not really who you think I are.

Dreams are the touch stones of our character.

can be made within 30 days with original tags on. Now if we could say the same about exes.

Anyone can catch your eyes, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

There's a part of me that's going to be in love with you for the rest of my life.

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces

:: To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.

Is trying to shorthand your status.

always remember u r unique, just like everyone else...

The Less You Talk, The More I Like You.

You looked better on Facebook

Married and looking forever.

Can you tell me which way to the yellow brick road?

likes you but won't say it out loud.

and coffee will never break up. He's too good to me.

Statusing my new status.

I"m popular because I have a lot of friends.

Facebook is more confusing then wal-mart's rollback prices.

Challenges make life interesting, however, overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

Love is like “pi” – natural, irrational, and very important.

Whenever I see a couple kissing or people holding hands, my heart whispers your name.

I'm naming my daughter after Facebook and my son, MySpace.

Would .com be weird for a middle name?

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