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You’d think as drunk as I got last night that
I wouldn’t be in a bar again tonight. You’d think.
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and
noon.
I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain
Morgan have it figured out..
just heard that there’s new device that can turn thoughts into
speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.
is certain that it doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half
full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
Has realized that alcohol is very much like Pringles
beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Drink what you can, drink what you're able, drink with me you'll be
under the table
thinks “Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many
drinks I’ve consumed.
May you never lie, steal, or drink.
is against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic
to my garbage man.
apologizes in advance if you are listed in the top third of their
Saturday nite Drink-N-Dial directory..
wants you to know that I don’t really *want* to go drinking tonight,
but I almost have perfect attendance at the bars this week and I
can’t mess that up.
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to
open the refrigerator
will be goin out 2nite and would like to apologise in advance for
any txts, calls and/or facebookings. i will NOT be held responsible
lol, i blame the booze ! !
so drunk,i swerved to miss a tree and realized it was my air
freshener
Some say the glass is half empty, others say its half full. i say
fuck it! give me the bottle!!
What's up with all these "ville" games? Fishville, Farmville,
Yoville... and where the hell is Margaritaville?
forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of
poor decisions and impaired judgment. Increasing chance of regret
and hangover for Sunday
The More I drink the better my Idea's seem to get.
anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough
of it.
Our Government is sneaky. They raise tax on alcohol, then make the
country such a mess you have to drink more
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use my
liver for is "after" photos.
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight
Hey!
thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the
world, and there are times when I’m sober.
is wondering...If alcohol kills germs shouldn't getting drunk be the
solution to being sick?!
I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day
you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night
Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
thinks my computer should have a little alcohol measuring tube to
blow into before posting a status on facebook.
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