Flirty Facebook Statuses

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

"Hello! What's wrong with your mobile? I tried so many times but every time I call it says: The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!"

"If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together"

"I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead."

"Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?"

"The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine."

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

Let’s not get engaged, not just yet.

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I’ve done in my life.

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!

My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot

'In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.' - French Proverb

If You Love Someone
Put Their Name
In A Circle Not A Heart,
A Heart Can Break
But A Circle Goes On Forever.

Let make it short and simple;
I love you.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness

It would be the perfect crime....
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine.

Oopz! I lost my phone number!
Could I have yours?

Do your legs hurt from
running through
my dreams all night?

From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.

Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I’ll see you.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Is that love I see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

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