Happy Facebook Statuses

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

If you want to be loved, be lovable

Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.

If anyone try to provoke you, don't worry just throw flowers on them !

Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy.

is having a really good day, feel free to hitch a ride on my cloud cause I got plenty of room!

if your happy and you know it click my like

Behind this smile is a really great guy making their happy! :)

will one day get even... with all the people that have helped her.

positive energy = positive results

Ever have one of those days where everything just seemed 'right with the world?' Today was one of those days for me!

I'm as happy as a jack ass eating green briers!

all i can say is i'm happier now than i've been in a really long time and it feels DAMN good!!!

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.

my love is like wow ! my family is like heaven ! my friends are the best ! and I'm completely happy !

Happiness is Not a feeling... It is a choice

Never regret someone or something that once made you smile, for if you were smiling, you had to have been happy

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

Nobody can "make" you happy.They can only amplify it. True happiness begins within ourselves.

Honey bees are a prime example of karma; once they sting someone, they die.

is happier then a June Bug at a porch light sale!

"When you strive to become better than you are, everything around you becomes better too" :)

thinks friends are like flowers - and is pretty happy with the beautiful bunch in their life!

Yelling, 'HEY SLUT' and watching 15 girls turn around. Awkward.

"Mmhmm" is equal to "Yeah, yeah..whatever. I still don't believe you"

I've been called a lot of things in my life, but my favorite of all is Mom!

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

The world can't end in 2012 cuz my canned beans expires in 2013

work hard, think happy, worry little, love unconditionally - rest your mind and believe that

A good friend would push you off the cliff and a best friend would go down in a row boat and save your sorry ass

Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.

f life gives u lemons bust out the tequila and the salt!!!!

No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I'm going to assume the translation is: "Please think I'm cool."

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are getting head & you.... are reading this.

The key to true happiness is finding someone that you want to fight with for the rest of your life ;)

You should never trust a person as far as you can throw them...Needless to say, I trust the hell out of babies

There are three things that make a person smart... the first is 'memory'... i forget the other two

Tip for losing weight: Turn your head left, then turn right. Repeat every time you are asked if you would like to eat.

men are from earth.. women are from earth... deal with it.

If you admit your wrong it counts as being right.... so basically im always right

I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...

I've always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.

- problem solved

never questions authority, he annoys authority. More effect, less effort.

never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.

top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

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