Parenting Statuses for Facebook

While we teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life's all about.

I have two loves. One calls me mommy & the other calls me baby

Parenthood = Hearing "I Hate You" and knowing you are doing the right thing.

We won't teach our kids about their bodies or sex,yet we will teach them all the curse words.

There's muddy footprints on the floor, greasy hand prints on the wall, mischievous giggling, and the cats are running for their life. Yup, I have boys.

My Children are the reason I get up every single morning and the reason I drink every night!

Dear God, please give me the strength to not slap the crap out of this kid. Or at least give the duct tape the strength to not let them escape. Amen.

I have the cutest most random alarm ever! It's settings include: Mom I'm hungry, Mom I gotta poop, Mom where is the remote, and my favorite Mom are you asleep!?

sometimes wonders if it's all worth it, then looks at the kids and says,"Yep better keep fighting the good fight. They are the ones I'm trying to look out for!!

Parenthood can be the most wonderful thing you ever do in your life, but it can strangely feel like you are being slowly tortured to death at the same time!

Having babies doesn't make you a parent any more than having a brain makes you intelligent.

I may not be the favorite parent, but at least in my heart I know I'm the better one.

we teach our kid not to go to strangers houses, or take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween we dress them up and say, go get candy from that stranger!

"The greatest gift you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence."

has been called many things in their life: some bad, some good, some true, some false. But the best one is "Mum"

The greatest compliment a child can pay his mother is to say she is mean... because that means she is doing her job!

off to trash the playroom, put toothpaste in the sink and crunch cereal into the tile..taking the pressure off the kids for a smoother morning

Treasure your kids while they are young...for all too soon in the deafening silence you will long for the pitter patter of little feet and the sound of giggles.

I'm PROUD to say I'm a young mom! I may not be the best, but I'm best at what I do, BEING A mom! Look down at me all you want. I LOVE my kids no matter what! <

says it's sad when you lose an argument with a 4yr old!

is trying to learn the new teenage language, OMG, WTF, LOL, LMAO, I have a new one: TDKM=Teenage Drama is Killing Me! & DTD= Do The Dishes ..

It's hard to make someone a priority in your child's life when your child is only an option in theirs...

I don't need a 'perfect' life, I'm kinda happy with the mess of a life I have now! It's actually quite entertaining!

You never truly understand your parents love until you have your own children.

cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to shovel your driveway during a snowstorm.

If you have children, remember this: When you finish with them, the rest of the world has to live with them, so please teach them respect.

Child support isn't just money, it's being there to love them, comfort them and teach them even if you're no longer in love with the other parent!

thinks a child's unconditional love is amazing! They don't care that my hair's not done, I don't have on makeup or that I'm wearing sweats! They love me anyways

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