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Did you know that if you flash your boobs to those sweet young Mormon boys they will fall right off their bicycles?

wish there was a word in the dictionary for: "Your picture led me to believe you were really hot but in real life you were actually butt ugly.

Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.

Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, it's still petty good.

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want.

Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up ?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

It's O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point

Do I need a receipt to bring sexy back?

Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?

No woman likes a naked man in socks.

Taking your bra off at the end of a super long day is quite possibly one of best feelings ever.

is thinking: If a hobo and a rabbit had sex would they make a hobbit?

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

"If a light sleeper can sleep with a light on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hardon?"

"They" say money and sex is the root of all evil. Well I think "they" are just poor virgins

says 'The irony of a blowjob... although you've got the woman kneeling at your feet, They've still got you by the balls!'

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

If someone describe something as "better than sex," everything they say from then on is a lie.

if u love me ,come and love me harder

Sexy Mode [ON] OFF

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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