Work Statuses - Facebook Statuses About Work

feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes

sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

pretends to work. They pretend to pay me.

thinks ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

thinks work is for people who don't know how to fish!

just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

is thinking that this isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

's co-workers think he's a hard worker because they hear all this typing on Facebook!

thinks that some days the best part of their job is that their chair spins

Today is National Kick your Boss In the Balls day... you know what I'm Doing!!

Who ever said, "the customer is always right"

works well with others as long as they leave me the hell alone.

it's been a week of suck! that's the only way to describe it...just a week of suck!

hi ho hi ho its of to work i go with a bottle of rum and a loaded gun hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho

thinks my sleep schedule is getting rudely interrupted by this thing called work. More coffee please.

I need to work, I have to work. Doesn't fucking mean I like it.

Working here is like working in a whore house, the better you Perform the more you get screwed.

says "As long as my boss pretends I'm on a good salary, I'll pretend to be working"

It's too bad that I am a mature responsible adult or else I would definitely be playing hooky from work today.

wonders why we can't drink while we work...Then everyone would be much happier and willing to be there.

already looking forward to getting off work and coming home ...sad thing is I havent left to go to work yet.....&%#?@#*&

Heading to work since my whole sugar daddy idea keeps falling through

just keep repeating, "it's not worth the jail time, it's not worth the jail time."

By the way - that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!

thinks there's nothing better than being greeted by your puppy after a hard day at work.

Feelin' that old, familiar, hot 'n sticky nausea? That's MONDAY people.. Embrace the horror.

thought i worked my butt off, looked back, it's still there

trying to generate the necessary motivation to work. I'm struggling

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