Use These Statuses about work on Facebook
feels like getting
some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes
sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
pretends to work. They pretend to pay me.
thinks ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
thinks work is for people who don't know how to fish!
just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not
getting it done.
is thinking that this isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
's co-workers think he's a hard worker because they hear all this
typing on Facebook!
thinks that some days the best part of their job is that their chair
Today is National Kick your Boss In the Balls day... you know what
Who ever said, "the customer is always right"
works well with others as long as they leave me the hell alone.
it's been a week of suck! that's the only way to describe it...just
a week of suck!
hi ho hi ho its of to work i go with a bottle of rum and a loaded
gun hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
thinks my sleep schedule is getting rudely interrupted by this thing
called work. More coffee please.
I need to work, I have to work. Doesn't fucking mean I like it.
Working here is like working in a whore house, the better you
Perform the more you get screwed.
says "As long as my boss pretends I'm on a good salary, I'll pretend
to be working"
It's too bad that I am a mature responsible adult or else I would
definitely be playing hooky from work today.
wonders why we can't drink while we work...Then everyone would be
much happier and willing to be there.
already looking forward to getting off work and coming home ...sad
thing is I havent left to go to work yet.....&%#?@#*&
Heading to work since my whole sugar daddy idea keeps falling
just keep repeating, "it's not worth the jail time, it's not worth
the jail time."
By the way - that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!
thinks there's nothing better than being greeted by your puppy after
a hard day at work.
Feelin' that old, familiar, hot 'n sticky nausea? That's MONDAY
people.. Embrace the horror.
thought i worked my butt off, looked back, it's still there
trying to generate the necessary motivation to work. I'm struggling
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