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Cute Facebook Statuses

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.

Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying.

Don't blame the lame.

How do you put a status on here?

Clever Statuses

is defying society’s law of average

is never fully dressed without a smile

You know you're fat if you can't get through the doggie door, and hve to call 911, and explain why u didn't use the whole door.

Funny Statuses

I think I’m going to change my name to “Meat” so that I wouldn’t mind if anyone is going to butcher it, as compared to no

UFC is the gayest sport ever ... They were just fighting doggie style

is Winning! Duh

Love Statuses For Facebook

A life without love is like a year without summer

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Comments

knows it’s cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.

That point in an argument when you realize you’re wrong

is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow

Lord! if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

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